speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

nightmaredad:

you hate me because you know i am funnier and sexier than you. when i jingle my little clown bells and do my silly little jester dance it fills you with anger that i can be so funny and also so sensual in my big, big clown shoes

sixpenceee:

And here is a cube made out of french fries! (Source)

foxy-mulder:

thankyu:

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

zackisontumblr:

kallmejonesy:

zackisontumblr:

i probably spend too much time in my computer chair

This is my brother.

sorry for sitting on him

raichuu:

pressng:

raichuu:

cherry 7up is titties

?????

i don’t explain my poetry often

meepmorp-and-suffering:

enjoloras:

dvandom:

enjoloras:

As a transgender man who is going to be having a baby, I am so glad that by technicality my child will be able to fulfil the prophecy and defeat Macbeth.

To be on the safe side, get a C-section?  Macbeth really needs defeating.

Ironically I do have to have a C-section due to a hip problem I have. So it’s double accurate.

I like how this post implies that Macbeth is still out there, most likely terrorizing people, and no one has been able to stop him

kidslutti-:

mrslean:

lstname1st:

ohbaeme:

Watching this makes me happy

I did not see that coming

yoooo

This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao

Artist:

Mariah Carey

Track:

All I want for Christmas is MIDI

Plays:

0 plays

asexual-rodimus:

exeggcute:

staff:

red3blog:

formeldeharv:

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

thanks i hate it

unaleph:

jerryle3:

espressobean:

gif87a-com:

Framerate synced with a bird’s wings